For Man-clean, I wipe the blade on my pants. To sanitize the blade, I wipe it on my pants, but I push harder.

If it's really gross, like I just cleaned a deer with it and I nicked the green bag...then I'll chuck the whole knife in the watering trough. By the time I get it fished out of there, it's gotta be clean.

"pustular boils" and "green bags"--yep that is the stuff I'm talking about. Come on, make me dry heave, or at least grimmace.

My wife dropped her pink grip in the groover on a river trip once--I went right over and dug it out, it was...well...a ****ty job--no pun intended.

The whole dang river party got all bent out of shape when I was cutting the plastic tops off the lunch meat baggies the next day--which is just what I was hoping for--so I swiped in in my armpit and told them it was good to go.

Stupid tree huggers, the blade din't even touch the meat. No one asked me for a knife throughout the whole rest of the trip.

This doesn’t have anything to do w knives but it is kind of funny (to me) since it had to do w my exe. My wife was complaining about being constipated so I suggested that she take a laxative. I went out and bought some ex-lax and she took two of them- my suggestion

Anyway, this was early on a Saturday morning and we went out shopping later that day. You probably don’t need to guess what happened next. Anyway, I had to give her my shirt to cover up.

as they say- you have to look for the little victories

Well, speaking of laxatives....I worked on a crew once and there was this tool who thought he was really something else. Anyway, he used to eat Chiclets all the time. I mean he ate them by the handful. Well, one time some guys replaced all the Chiclets in a box he left in his lunchbox with Ex-Lax squares. You can imagine what happened later that afternoon, when we were way out in the woods.

and by the way, I'm definitely a "wipe on the pants leg" kinda guy.

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A-L wrote...as they say- you have to look for the little victories

Big LOL!

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Lord Jim wrote...You can imagine what happened later that afternoon, when we were way out in the woods.

Projectile!

I'm with most of you guys.... I just wipe it off on something and that is it.

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~~~~ one time some guys replaced all the Chiclets in a box he left in his lunchbox with Ex-Lax squares.

That's a good one 'Lord Jim', remind me to tell you about "Ex-Lax Chocolate pies" a friend made one year for his Department's Christmas luncheon.

They were a "runaway hit".........

One time me and a buddy when we were on reservist duty got some leave time, The base coock, may he fornicate with wild animals, coocked up some crap that we could not stop farting.
This was nasty, in volume, sound and stink, any way we decided to have something to eat in a on the road shopping center.
We closed the windows, let out some nasty, semi dry methane bombs, slowly approached the security guard at the entrance to the parking lot and cracked the window about three inches forcing him to get real close to talk to us.
The reaction was precious. the mans head snapped back to so hard I was sure he was going to need a neck brace.
Great stuff, we laughed all day.
And we were mature adults!!

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Just a caution...

If you want to keep 'kosher', don't forget separate knives for that toe cheese removal and ingrown toe nail removal. Don't want to mix dairy and meat!

And... a knife isn't always needed to cut the cheese...

Stainz